What I'm thinking when I clear up the apps in #Android:

Android: "Cleared 500MB of memory"

Me: "Oh jeez, how the *hell* does #YouTube app need that bloody much memory. Half a gigabyte gaaahd jeeez what why."

Android: "Cleared up all of the memory"

Me: "...You don't even dare to tell me how much memory it used this time, huh. It's THAT bad, then?"

#bloatware