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Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyy stephano king
Barker: look, steve, it's your friend ha ha King: you say that every time clive
Barker: yeah it never gets less funny
King: yes it does clive
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King: honestly i feel like all we ever do these days is talk about elon musk
King: instead of horror
King: which, technically, is the entire reason de existence for this whole thing
Mary Shelley: ooo look at john barth over here
King: i'm not being john barthy
Shelley: you're being real john barthy
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Elon Musk: eyyy stephano king why you no be my friend ey?
Musk: you no want to getta inna da special friend zone inna my moon colony?
King: no elon i don't want to be in your
King: wait a second
King: "moon colony?"
King: i thought you were going to make a mars colony?
Musk: [shrugging] ehhhhhh
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Musk: ehhhh da mars, itta too hard to go to da mars
Musk: you know itta take like 10 years to builda da fully functional autonomous mars colony?
Musk: but we canna go to da moon today?
King:
King: i don't think that's true
Musk: mama mia maybe you a pedophile stephano king
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Musk: anyway da moon issa just assa good assa mars
Musk: it basically da same thing
Musk: tomato, tomahto
Musk: onna celestial object issa as good assa nother
King: i don't know about that
King: maybe we should ask, like, a scientist or something?
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King: hey does anyone here know anything about space
Lovecraft: i'm actually an amateur astronomer
Barker: haha sure you are howard
Barker: just like you're an amateur journalist haha
Lovecraft: i
Lovecraft: i am!
Barker: lmao get a load of jack of all trades here haha
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King: ok howard since you know about space
King: is the moon, like, the same as mars?
Lovecraft: what
King: i mean, not literally
King: i meant in terms of quality
Lovecraft: what
King: like how cool it is
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Lovecraft: oh no mars is way cooler
Lovecraft: there's no competition
King: well! there you have it
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Musk: mama mia you no lika da moon?!?
Musk: what about when it hitta yo eye lika big pizza pie??
Barker: gotta tell you elon
Barker: the moon is
Barker: kinda cringe
Musk: WHATTSAMATTAFOYOU
Musk: I BREAKA YOU FACE
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King: what's this sudden pivot to the moon all about anyway?
[earlier at space coven]
Robert Heinlein: did you know there's a secret nazi base on the moon
Musk: mama mia!
Musk: looking into this
Show threadDanielle Crawford1d ago
@bitterkarella god dammit Rocket Ship Galileo
You could be remembered for building the largest vacuum tube ever
But you’ll only be remembered for Moon Nazis
Show threadNullNoMore1d ago
@bitterkarella - "the moon is kinda cringe" is lodged in my brain now
Show threadMeander1d ago
@bitterkarella Rare Lovecraft win.
Show threadQuincy Peck8h ago
@bitterkarella I’m surprised at Howard’s take. The moon is where all the cats go to party and vibe.