Have you ever...
Used a telephone book
Spoken to a (human) telephone operator
Reversed charges on a call
Made a call from pay phone / phone box
Received a call on a pay phone / phone box
Used a phone card
Dialled from one exchange to another to route a call
Used a rotary dial phone
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@neil

New Mastodon Poll Reveals 87% of Mastodonians Are Old AF

@argv_minus_one @neil Mastodon is a just a seperate interwebs for elder Millennials, Gen-X'ers, and Boomers. Sometimes we let the kids hang out with us because we're cool like that. And oh yeah, rumor has it that John Mastodon is like 68 or something.
@argv_minus_one Sure! We also need a place to be. 😁
@neil
@argv_minus_one @neil What is with this never ending trend of calling everybody old? Okay, so I used a phone book. Oooh no, call AARP! HA, so fucking funny I forgot to laugh.

@hellomiakoda @argv_minus_one @neil

AARP sucks ass, it's mostly a marketing scam and while you can SIGN UP online, just fuckin' try to CANCEL online! It might as well be a big dispenser of Val-Pak coupons.

@hellomiakoda @argv_minus_one @neil

AARP sucks ass, it's mostly a marketing scam and while you can SIGN UP online, just fuckin' try to CANCEL online! It might as well be a big dispenser of Val-Pak coupons.

@argv_minus_one @neil

I'm not old... the kids (and their children too) these days are just too young

@argv_minus_one @neil

What does AF mean????? HAHAHAHAHA

@argv_minus_one @neil you forgot to check how the phone books were used. People kept them as monitor stands long after their original use was forgotten.
On the other hand, those were EGA CRT monitors, so nevermind.