Spoiler: no it won't.

As usual, certain newspapers have been cynically pushing a grab-bag of half-truths, because they know their idiot readers are easy to manipulate.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/04/breakfast-reset-will-marmalade-really-be-renamed-in-post-brexit-food-deal

Keir Starmalade, anyone? Will marmalade really have to be rebranded in UK?

Britain is reportedly considering aligning with EU rules in what Daily Mail is calling the PM’s ‘breakfast reset’

The Guardian
@stephenfarrow definite "high fat offal tube“ energy here 🤷‍♂️ at least the dm is reliably cheap and awful, maybe by new EU standards the "Daily Mail" could not longer be called a newspaper but would have to be sold as a comic ?