i apologise in advance to any german people i may offend

look if they can cope with being german, i'm sure they can handle you mangling a few names.

@dysfun I correct their mangling of the English language
@humanhorseshoes i'm sure the idea of being wrong physically pains them, it's best they learn how to say it properly.
@dysfun For every mistake they make I will go out of my way to recycle incorrectly and on a Sunday, for repeat offenders I will cross the road on a red light and flush the toilet after 10pm