FSD: Full Stagnant Deliveries.

The Sieg Heiling Space Karen genius could not have foreseen this. Is that right?

VERY popular in Germany
that salute you mean ?
Yes, although I was obviously being a bit sarcastic - but not really since there’s so many neo-nazis over here…
Remember when he told his advertisers to fuck off, and then two weeks later sued them because they fucked off? That’s the depth of this man’s genius!!!
And he lost the case obviously…
That does not prove he is not a genius!!! /s
It took awhile for that to get finished, but it was great to see.
Hail Tesla model SS
The whole industry can burn, but especially Tesla
Wait, wat? I get Tesla but whole industry?

The average price of a new car is 50k.

The US car industry makes almost no actual cars since sedans and wagons don’t make much money per vehicle.

The whole fucking industry deserves to go out of business, and the laws that incentivized building trucks needs to go with it.

That’s a very US-centric view of car industry
I have a European car rant too, I did live in Germany for 20 years
I’m interested

Why the fuck is the are cars like the golf, 206 etc the size of a Passat from 20ish years ago.

Why is BMW building a fat front wheel drive called the 2 series.

Why can’t VAG produce anything quality it doesn’t matter if it’s a Skoda or an Audi they’ve all tuned into low quality shit.

Why are reasonable midsized cars in Europe now crossover SUV’s?

Basically it boils down to everything has gotten big, fat, and overpriced have you even seen a Polo?

Fuck the entire German car industry they’ve betrayed what made people like them to chase trends and extra profits

Nice, I like your points and your style

I own a Honda Fit. It’s small, is reasonably petrol efficient, has actual dials and physical knobs for an interface, and needs just basic maintenance to run reliably.

Of course they’ve been discontinued in Canada.

They’ve been discontinued is the important part, anything decent gets discontinued.

It seems Toyota is about the only car company building anything interesting. Akio Toyoda is this generations Bob Lutz or Ferdinand Piëch

I’d buy another one. The Fit is a fantastic economy car. I want an EV, but older cars don’t track. That’s more important to me than the convenience of an EV.
Toyota is betting on hydrogen instead of electric for some stupid fucking reason.
Electric works fine in industrialized suburban blahsville but it doesn’t work well outside of it. Toyota dominates in the non industrial nations so it needs to remain flexible, I wish more auto companies would do blue sky type research
Blame idiot Canadians who buy pickups instead, not Honda.
Sure wish we were a province of the United States. Then nobody would be buying pickup trucks as passenger vehicles! I mean, who in America has a pickup truck in their driveway?
II absolutely love that multilingual in the language of rant. You deserve more ups than I can give.

And here I am, still thinking anything but sedans are ugly af. SUVs are the most hideous vehicle I’ve ever seen. Ugly and absolutely the worst possible kind of shape.

Well 2nd worst. Trucks are worse since they tend to be taller. Plus I’ve never met a decent person who owns one of those tall ones. They’re all just chick size competitions, smallest dick finally wins in their eyes. If you absolutely have to have a truck, get one of those Japanese types that are almost as small as a real car that actually has a bed on it.

Whoever started the trend of trucks getting bigger, taller, and fatter all while the bed is smaller than my tiny cars backseat should actually be executed. How many people are they responsible for killing?

Even sedans have gotten supersized just look a new Accord or Camry vs the older versions. The 3 series is bigger than a e39 5 series the A6 is bigger than the older A8’s.

I own a stick shift Golf Alltrack and I really don’t know what I’d replace it with if it was wrecked, there’s nothing out there at a price I’d be willing to that I like.

My last car was a Camry, and it was huge compared to what I remember them as (my mom has an 80s one when I was a kid). I’ve downsized to a Corolla (after I destroyed the Camry whoopsie) now tho.

And I have no idea what those alphabet/number soup cars even are. If they can’t get a real name thae they can go extinct. I’m not learning what an e45 is, or a ZQ73 is.

But yeah they have gotten more unwieldy, and that shit needs to stop.

But what I meant to say got lost in my other point, which was my opinion that even given the most safe shape and sizes possible, I think everything but sedans are ugly, just aesthetically speaking. I understand the practical reasons, but they’re all ugly.

SUVs are not practical. Hatchbacks or wagon sedans are practical.

SUVs are just big to give the impression of value and to sell to an increasingly obese demographic.

The reason the trucks keep getting bigger is to meet emissions regulations. Sounds nuts, right? But instead of making them more efficient, they could use a loophole of making them bigger instead, because the law applies in a size vs efficiency ratio, not efficiency by itself.
At this point i no longer care if they lower the price until they’re free. They will have to sell them as scrap at a loss. I will never, ever, ever buy a Tesla.
I’d take a free Tesla. Pull the batteries and drive modules. Scrap the shell, sell the drive modules, use the batteries for home storage.

At one point I was considering buying a Tesla. Then I didn’t like Musk, but felt I could justify buying a used Tesla, as it wasn’t giving him any money.

Then Nazi salute and DOGE and lol, nope. I won’t even uber a Tesla.

felt I could justify buying a used Tesla, as it wasn’t giving him any money

He’ll still get money for the subscribable services scam and dealer service.

Oh, don’t worry. He can just buy them from himself using taxpayer money via subsidies from his other company like he did last year. If you’re an American taxpayer, you’ve already bought one.
Elon Musk’s SpaceX and xAI are buying Tesla’s unsold Cybertrucks

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Electrek

I thought Tesla was going to start building robots, instead of cars.

/somewhat sarcastically

This is my stupid fucking friend who can’t get off Elons nuts at all. It’s fucking sad. He literally bought a model Y the other day despite me telling him Rivian is about to release a competitor because he thinks he can add it to the robo taxi fleet in a year or two. God I love him and am sick of this shit.
This anecdote provides insight to Tesla’s remaining sales strategy. Like the stock itself, all there appears to be is hype and promise.
I have one of those friends acquittances. Glow in his eyes when he talks about Elons great deeds. He also just bought a Y-model, because Elon was treated unfairly, even though he’s in large debt due to a grand business opportunity that went south.
To be fair, I’m waiting on the R2 as well, but I’m strapping in for first generation fit and finish issues galore. Rivian hasn’t surpassed Tesla in software or aftermarket flexibility.

Surpass Tesla in software?

Most of us want less software not more

That’s why everyone is so hyped about Slate. Less of this garbage is a paid feature these days.

The slate software is in no way going to be the industry standard. Car manufacturers are all looking to create parasitic software for their cars.

Slate is a good niche, its range is fine for the purpose its supposed to fill

Imagine a fleet of them for a lawncare business paired with a 30-42" standup electric mower rig

Cost of operations would be dittly squat, could be further buffered with solar and replacememt parts dirt cheap. Roi would be extremely quick and then it’d be pure profits

People are already doing that with used Teslas pulling trailers (yeah its funny to see, but the people doing it have shown their numbers and its pretty nuts)

Whats not fine about the Slate is no awd version. On an EV it’s a minimal endeavor to make that work so there’s really no excuse

Having experienced awd I will never personally own another vehicle without it if I have a choice. Especially a truck. My driving conditions are way too harsh to not have it

The long range model’s EPA range is 240mi, so 120mi while towing, more like 100mi considering that you absolutely cannot run an EV 100 to 0. 100mi is not enough for a day of landscaping.

Not talking about towing

Talking about a bedspace only, 1-2 man crew setup

A Bobcat ZS4000 Stand-On Mower 48″ is a 64" long mower for example, so it should juuuust fit in there, but to be safe I mentioned smaller, though personally if I were to do something like this I’d want a greenworks electric, costs half as much as the truck

For sure, you’d see a range drop, but it shouldn’t be anywhere near as severe as pulling a trailer

A small standon, a ramp to get it on and off the truck, a rack with a trimmer, edger, hedger, blower, pruner, mini chainsaw, maybe a delta powerbank or gas generator to recharge the tools as you drive about or they’re in standby

I’d expect a drop in range about 25-30% with that but not as severe as a pull behind trailer

~130-150 miles of range is doable if you plan the route and cluster clients, which any Semi-competent business owner who could afford a fleet of these would be capable of doing or paying someone to manage the routes

Every other EV has a 50% range penalty while towing. This won’t be any different. The 87 kilowatt hour battery in the state truck is the same-ish capacity as the model Y but has 2/3 less range total than the model Y
So tow a small trailer behind a Prius

Whats not fine about the Slate is no awd version. On an EV it’s a minimal endeavor to make that work so there’s really no excuse

AWD is only a thing in stupid vehicle designs where they put all the weight up front, and the drive wheels at the back.

An EV truck has proper weight distribution, AWD would offer no advantage, just add weight and cost more.

Surpass Tesla in software?

What? No fart button on the tablet?

That’s why everyone is so hyped about Slate.

No one is hyped about Slate. Europe has better EVs for less already.

file Slate along with:

Canoo

Bollinger

Aptera

Nikola

and another dozen bullshit US EV companies.

To be fair, we will have full self driving by the end of the year, according to Elon every single year for the last decade.
Now we will have robots by the end of the year.
Oopsy.. I want the Tesla batteries, so I can use it has my home battery.

When you’ve schucked the battery, can I have the drive units, electronic brake booster and airconditioning components?

I want to EV my whip pretty bad.

I figured something was up when I got a call out of the blue from the Tesla dealership asking if I wanted to upgrade my 2019 to a newer model. Joke’s on them, though. I’m unemployed.
Does anyone have a good basic tip on how to buy one at a discount?
Theft. Dealerships hate this one weird trick!
Buy used, they devalue like rocks