thick but spreadable 
cute date idea: take your moth gf to the lamp store and let her stare at as many as she wants
Dataline@superviviansunshine I am compelled to do an unfun fact. The reason why moths do the thing on the porch light is because their spatial sense is dependent on the strongest light source. This is not a problem with the sun, but artificial light sources such as porch lights bend the shape of the world around them into a horrifying black hole from which there is no escape. Be kind; turn off your porch light at night
CheapPontoon@somebody @superviviansunshine ok I shoot out lights and hate light pollution and you say unfun, but I’m a bit jealous of the moth. I think it would be pretty cool to see the world bent into a horrifying black hole shape from which there is no escape. What a carnival ride!
@CheapPontoon @superviviansunshine true, and I share this death drive as I aspired to be an astronaut as a child, however, they seem to make less of a graveyard in the shroud around my porch light when I turn it off
@somebody @superviviansunshine I wonder if Disney still has that ride where it appears we’re being miniaturized down a glass tube smaller than a drinking straw. I had big hopes when I got on that ride.