Andrew AbdalianThe only thing about this article that I’m skeptical of is Herb Jones playing center. Everything else seems plausible. It’s a tough time to be a #Pelicans fan.
https://theonion.com/pelicans-kings-game-ends-after-neither-team-able-to-recover-tipoff/
Pelicans-Kings Game Ends After Neither Team Able To Recover Tipoff
SACRAMENTO, CA—Following an extended series of failed attempts, Friday night’s matchup between the New Orleans Pelicans and the Sacramento Kings reportedly ended with neither team’s players proving able to recover a tipoff. According to sources in attendance, both the 25-52 Pelicans and the 20-57 Kings failed to gain possession of the opening jump ball and […]