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Hoppy Easter

https://mander.xyz/post/49962618

Apr 4 at 9:45amWeb
Show threadOpenStarsApr 4
Show threadWorldsDumbestManApr 4
If I wake up to this thing, it’s going in the stew.
Show threadI_am_10_squirrelsApr 4
Good ol ten day blinding stew?
Show threadWorldsDumbestManApr 4
A squirrel for every day.
Show threadOpenStarsApr 5
If you wake up to this thing, you might already be in the stew yourself!
Show threadperishthethoughtApr 4

My dog met him. Seems pretty cool.

Show threadLibertyLizardApr 4

The bright colors suggest the Easter bunny wants you to find its eggs. Perhaps similar to parasites that cause their hosts to change color or behavior to make them more likely to be eaten by another ultimate host to the parasite.

This has troubling implications.

Show threadBuddahrifficApr 5
Or maybe they are bright and colourful to distract from all the bodies.
Show threadEvil_ShrubberyApr 4
Show threadWorldsDumbestManApr 4
Where’s evil cat?
Show threadEvil_ShrubberyApr 4
(left)
Show threadParadoxSeahorseApr 5
Show threadBanMeApr 5
We’re here to celebrate the anniversary of Humanity’s defeat of Christ, when we sent him recoiling back to his home dimension for all time (he threatened a speedy return but didn’t make good on it) with the Devil, played here by Will Smith, exclaiming “welcome to earf, Motherfucker.” Russell Crowe costars as a roman guard.
Show threadGladaedApr 5
Distributes eggs to be consumed, meaning it is a parasite, actually.
Show threadstarlingukApr 5
The Easter Bunny is a hare, not a rabbit.