“Mr. P-feiffer, about the p-funeral…” #GoldenGirls
“You can lead a herring to water but you have to walk really fast or he’ll die.” #GoldenGirls
“I’m not naive about these things. I have a subscription to People magazine.” #GoldenGirls
“I feel so common, so cheap, so used. How do you deal with that, Blanche?” #GoldenGirls

“Oh, this is gonna be great. I love charities. In fact, I helped establish the Henry Fjord Foundation.”

“The Fjord Foundation?”

“Yes, Dorothy. You know, that's the man who built the Fjord Fjalcon.”

#GoldenGirls

“Dorothy do you believe it? I mean four chickens and not one of them has any musical ability.”

“It's a sad commentary, Rose. All the young chickens are wasting their time playing video games.”

#GoldenGirls

“Dorothy, you haven’t even touched your Mr. Ha Ha dog.” #GoldenGirls