Diotima1) Have u ever got spicy with an internet person?
Uhm I met Vul on the internet so...
2) Okay but besides Vul?
...yes.
3) More than once?
Uhm. Yes.
4) How many-
MOVING ON...
5) Hmm. Had unprotected sex?
So I mean yes but I sleep w women mostly so mostly that's just an STI risk.
6) Have you had an STI?
No. I thought I did once and I was gonna be super furious at the person but it was just a UTI ha ha.
7) Had sex with an ex?
No. But I've been asked before. I don't see the point?
8) Had sex with a coworker?
....yes.
9) Really?
What part of yes was confusing?
10) At work?
No I made out w her at a bar after she stupidly asked what I was thinking. The actual spicy was later and tbh I think I broke her some. I hope she figured out her marriage tho.
11) DIO!
Oh fk off, like you didn't know I was like that.
12) You just-
...okay w/e she didn't mention it. I didn't know.
......that time.
13) Anyway. Had sex with a teacher or boss?
Gross, no.
14) Gross?
Power differential is weird. Yuck.
15) Been preg?
Haven't I answered this? No.
16) Worried you were?
Any time I have done spicy w a boy. So like. Rarely.
17) So how many boys-
Fk off. You're trying to ruin my cred.
18) So what, like...
...ONE OKAY?!
19) What. Really? !
Girls are better. Even straight women think so. BC it's true.
20) That's subjective.
Nnnnnope. Men are trash.
21) That's sexist!
Probs.