MAGA: We Protect Children!

So, child tax credit to prevent child poverty from spiking 30%?
MAGA: Nope

Gun safety laws because guns are the leading cause of death for American kids?
MAGA: Nope

Stop arming Isreal because they've killed dthousands of Palestinian, Iranian, & Lebanese kids?
MAGA: Nope

Release the Epstein Files because children were systemically raped?
MAGA: Nope

Then HOW do you protect children?
MAGA: We heard of 7 trans student athletes so we elected a fascist to stop them!

@QasimRashid There are great summaries and truly great summaries, but this is something even greater!