The flag that the astronauts dropped from lunar periapsis was not the expected one. It was red, with white lettering. “I.C.E. Moon Prison” #picofiction
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That certainly has to count as extrajudicial.
@Unixbigot it is an odd, hurtling, Space Winnebago Road Trip filled with questionable comms, a janky toilet and an immense array of snacks that makes me think someone was stoned when they went shopping for food.

@Unixbigot I've just reviewed the NASA menu planning info graphic and it has cinnamon listed as a condiment. How is it supplied? As a paste? A liquid?

Some searching reveals that this is in the form of a dehydrated cinnamon roll from the Lowder Baking Co. I'd try one for the sheer novelty, but I would want to do this in a normal gravity situation.

Space Acid Reflux may be the name of my next band.