How to Write Unmaintainable Code (1999)

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How To Write Unmaintainable Code

How To Write Unmaintainable Code in Java

One of my favorites to come back to periodically
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Ah, time to copy this into the custom instructions for an LLM to amuse myself with.
Honestly, it'd be really funny to try and make a CLAUDE.md file for slop maxxing.
Could make that an AGENT.md and use a dumber model via opencode to slop maxx even harder!

>4. Use acronyms to keep the code terse. Real men never define acronyms; they understand them genetically.

I'll see this and raise inherited SAS code where data sets in the process were named "AAA", "BBB", and so on. To prevent any kind of naming reason, even chronological, new data sets could adopt others' when the existing data set would no longer show up in the program. Which was so helpful when updates needed the previous data.