myrmepropagandist10h ago

I went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.

The "Wavestopper" costs $88 Free Shipping!

(I checked. It is not an April Fools joke. Selling to people with "brain fog" feels a little predatory to me.)

Show threadClayfoot10h ago
@futurebird They make tinfoil underwear too!
https://havnwear.com/product/wavestopper-boxer-briefs
WaveStopper™ Boxer Briefs 2.0 | EMF Radiation-Proof Clothing | HAVN

EMF underwear - designed to shield reproductive health, testosterone production and fertility. HAVN Faraday underwear made with WaveStopper™ technology.

HAVN
Show threadRachel Rawlings8h ago
@clayfoot @futurebird Do they sell chaps to go with their chafes?
Show threadClayfoot
@linuxandyarn @futurebird Well that's just silly
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