We’re expected to believe that the NY Times is a serious newspaper when they are sending a reporter to talk to dozens of ppl to debunk a claim from a known conspiracy theorist, fascist, and grifter that he’d teleported into a Waffle House?!? https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/us/fema-gregg-phillips-waffle-house-teleportation.html?unlocked_article_code=1.YFA.u56i.a8rPTNc__Diz
No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In

Gregg Phillips, who is in charge of responding to fires and floods, says the hand of God suddenly and mysteriously moved him to a 24-hour breakfast spot in Rome, Ga.

The New York Times
@kottke It’s definitely a case of both sides making claims which seem to contradict each other. On one hand, he claims to have been teleported to the Waffle House. On the other hand, dozens of people claim they didn’t see him. So we really can’t be sure who is right here, can we? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯