If a young person were to ask me ‘what’s the most important thing you’ve learned’ I’m going to say, ‘whenever you feel you have to pee, go.’

@skinnylatte
when i was in 3rd grade i pissed myself at my desk 'cause the teacher thought we were going to the bathroom too often and so she wouldn't acknowledge me

i think that might have been when i officially gave up on authority as a concept