𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"18h ago

TRANS PERSON: please don't press the button that makes children kill themselves

CIS PERSON: but it's such a pretty button

TRANS PERSON: yes but it kills children

CIS PERSON: it looks so fun to press tho

TRANS PERSON: uh huh it kills children

CIS PERSON: you don't understand this button reminds me of my own childhood

TRANS PERSON: i feel like I need to remind you - dead children

CIS PERSON: *sweat pouring down their face* but i can separate the button from the person who made the button!

TRANS PERSON: good for you, the button still makes children kill themselves

CIS PERSON: *straining from the effort of not pushing the button* but i want my children to enjoy the button

TRANS PERSON: the button that kills children

CIS PERSON: you just don't want anyone to enjoy things

TRANS PERSON: again...dead children

CIS PERSON: *pushes the button*

This post is about JK Rowling.

Show threadcaitp18h ago

@Lana why can't we just have a cool animorphs movie/game/multimedia empire where all the shitheads in the world are actually evil Yeerks and they get their asses beat by kids who can transform into squirrels if they want to

(I hope I didn't misrepresent the animorphs there.. I'm sure there was a lot more nuance, and the fact that the kids were sort of turned into child soldiers in a war between 2 alien species was pretty fucked up, and some of them didn't make it? Y/A series huh... :x)

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@caitp @Lana nope that’s pretty much animorphs. also animorphs are strongly acab 😁

though if we’re remaking/adapting it let’s make tobias trans and rachel bi

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