I went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.

The "Wavestopper" costs $88 Free Shipping!

(I checked. It is not an April Fools joke. Selling to people with "brain fog" feels a little predatory to me.)

@futurebird Does it prevent brainrot?

@rubinjoni

You mean like... somehow keeping it from getting out of the hat and spreading? Like it's a brainrot containment hat?

hmm?

I think one would need some kind of noise canceling face mask to do that.

@futurebird The rot is out of the hat. We're late. Sorry.