This is basically true unless it's a Pebble but also consider that wearing a watch to be sexy is very cishet coded and lesbian coded activities involve wearing a watch to send SoS signals by satellite when you get stranded in the mountains

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Literally nothing is as unsexy as a smartwatch

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@Lunaphied Smart watches for health and safety reasons (figuring out why sleep keeps being hell....)