Wait. Wait.

Jake Paul and Logan Paul are two different people?

Okay I just spent a few minutes staring in bafflement in Wikipedia trying to figure out why they had nearly identical biographies and looked basically the same except one had shaved, before being informed they were brothers. Okay. I guess that explains why they look like they're almost twins. They're. Almost twins. Genetically. Okay. The sense of reality tearing has subsided
@mcc jerk paul and loser paul
@mcc Two brothers joined at the d-bag.
@mcc Are they people?
@mcc My 9yo daughter thought Bob Ross was Bob Marley. She thought the painter also sang music.
We just cleared that up for her last night ๐Ÿ˜‚
Also our son thought force ghost Yoda was god. Like people went to church and prayed to Yoda.
@mcc They are not; this is a common misconception. Jake Paul and Logan Paul are, in fact, exactly the same person.
@mcc No. It's one horrifying four dimensional entity, that leaches our world with two proboscises
@mcc they're brothers, so I can see the confusion
@mcc ehhh, *technically*?
@mcc logan is guy exploiting tragedies in japan for views, jake is guy who gets his jaw broken
@mcc a conventional optimization is to assume they are the same person; it does not have any observable effects
@nasser @mcc Theyโ€™re both terrible, but only one is eating through a straw right now.
@mcc Wait until you hear about John Paul.
@mcc Allegedly
@palendae @mcc was not so long ago when I had this with Warren Buffett and Jimmy Buffett.

@onelson

To be honest, that's a lot more fun.

@palendae @mcc

@mcc
This is how I feel every day now. "Who? An influencer? That's not the same one that raps? Oh he raps too? Who again?"
@mcc I suppose it's possible but I'm not willing to accept that proposition without additional supporting evidence (which I will not look at)