It's 2026 and I had to reboot my kitchen vent hood because it couldn't connect to Wi-Fi. This is not the utopia I was aiming for as an 1980s tech nerd.
@chetwisniewski we got a smart fridge freezer awhile ago, and in its defence it did once text me a message when I was in bed, to say the fridge door was open, but we changed internet provider and its completely forgotten to be smart ever since, and now works as a content stupid fridge freezer...