This is all a big misunderstanding. My lawyers will have me out by Sunday.
@SonOfManagement Jesus christ, you better not skip bail
@MamaLake @SonOfManagement “Your Honor, the prosecution reminds the court that the defendant is a flight risk. If He is allowed to post bail, there is nothing to stop Him from ascending into Heaven after 40 days of teaching His disciples.”
@maxleibman @SonOfManagement your honor, the only way this man could fly is if he was the son of God, and you're not really gonna put that much belief in him are you?