Mastodawn

"Paula White-Cain was called to the microphone. Wearing what appeared to be a pair of Liberace’s piano-top chandeliers across her shoulders, she began a peroration of praise for Trump that compared him to Jesus, telling her fellow religionists that Trump was 'betrayed and arrested and falsely accused in a familiar pattern that our Lord and Savior showed us.'"

~ Lucian K. Truscott

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https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/yet-another-day-when-you-just-cant

Yet another day when you just can’t make this shit up

I was going to write a column tonight about Trump’s -- uh, what should it be called?

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William Lindsey

1d ago

"'He rose. He defeated evil. He conquered death, hell, and the grave. And because he rose, we all know that we can rise. And sir, because of his resurrection, you rose up. Because he was victorious, you were victorious. And I believe that the Lord said to tell you this, because of his victory, you will be victorious in all you put your hand to. Amen.'"

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William Lindsey

1d ago

"I just thought you should get that brief taste of the gibberish being flung around one of the rooms in the White House yesterday by a woman who was once married to a guy from her hometown, then she met a preacher named Randy White and had an affair with him, then she and Randy divorced their respective spouses and married each other," (continued in /4)

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William Lindsey

(continued from /3)

"then they started a scam money-worshipping thing called 'Without Walls International Church,' and then she jettisoned Randy and married Jonathan Cain, a member of the sap-rock group Journey, because of course you marry up into a guy who plays in the band that made famous the Power Ballad.

You can’t make this shit up."

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