Stuff Michael Meeks is doing

Fix the title. No one seems to recognize "TDF" (The Document Foundation) despite their daily dramatics, myself included.
Clearly it stands for the Tiscrete Dourier Fransform
Transform Daddy Fourier
Talkin Dirty Floozies

"The Document Foundation" for anyone too lazy to look it up.

It has been a while since I've noticed a high-profile OSS schism; for anyone who isn't used to them, this is how communities behave. They're generally healthy as long as the stakes aren't too high. In a lighter moment, I might also call on TDF to expel any vim users too in the hope that they'll take the hint and switch to a more C-x aligned editor.

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Begone Emacs harlot! The user's of the one true universal editor will not be done away with so easily!<Esc>:wq!
Tour de France, obviously.
I tried changing it, but I guess when a post hits the fp this is not possible anymore (only by mods).