@MedeaVanamonde @Shivviness @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote

*slaps behind of bear*
"this bad boy can fit so much heroin in it"

@ColesStreetPothole @MedeaVanamonde @Shivviness @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote

Baloo from The Jungle Book is a sloth bear (Melursus ursinus), a species native to the Indian subcontinent. While often depicted as a lovable, lazy, and greyish-brown bear in Disney adaptations, he is based on a real, typically black-furred, and highly defensive, insect-eating species.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baloo

there is no specific data mentioning the volume of a sloth bear's colon.

if there is anyone who has access to a dead sloth bear could they see what volume of water it holds.

but as a guess:

“Normal morphology of the digestive system in brown bear (Ursus arctos)”

The colon has a length of approximately 1.2-1.5 m

https://iuls.ro/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/02-17_Munteanu_Alexandru_en.pdf

Brown bears generally weigh between 80 and 600 kg

Adult sloth bears typically weigh between 55 and 145 kg

145 ÷ 600 ~ 25%

baloo’s colon is 150/4 cm long

~40cm

human colon 8 cm in diameter

A sloth bear is 145 ÷ 70 ~ 2x the weight of a human

baloo’s colon is 8*2 cm wide

~16cm

The human colon can expand to over 12 cm

= stretch 1.5x

16*1.5=24cm

24*40=960cm3

Cocaine density varies depending on its form and compaction, but solid, compressed cocaine (such as in a 1 kg brick) has a high density, often exceeding 0.9gm/cm3

baloo could stuff 1kg of compressed blow up his bum.

Direct from producers in countries like Colombia or Bolivia, a pure kilogram typically costs between $4,000 and $6,000.

@glasspusher

@amiserabilist @MedeaVanamonde @Shivviness @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @glasspusher
But the street value of the contents of Baloo's colon can be much higher, as high as $100,000 if cleverly distributed.

A+ on the movie poster. I'd see that.