Jesus didn’t rise from the dead after three days.

He rose on the _third day_.

I expected you techies to not fall for a rookie fencepost error like that.

@futzle I blame the Romans and their inclusive counting
@futzle (I was literally thinking about this today; I bet it's related to not having the concept of the number zero)
@PetraOleum I think it’s partly that, partly because they are more careful about distinguishing ordinals and cardinals.