PugJesusDamn bro, c'mon, you are married to a literal goddess
https://piefed.social/c/historymemes/p/1946381/damn-bro-c-mon-you-are-married-to-a-literal-goddess
Explanation: In Greek mythology, the gods have a concerning tendency to carry on affairs with (or rape - ancient mythology is gruesome) mortal women. Despite almost all of said gods being already married to deities.
Your wife is literally goddess-tier, what are you doing guy
TikiporchNot exactly. There was a custom in some parts of Ancient Greece where young male apprentices (teenagers) had sexual relationships with their (adult, married) teachers during the time they were apprenticing.