Welcome to capitalist hell, where more companies congratulate you on your birthday than human beings.
@PaulaToThePeople I think I'll write something that sends "Happy Unbirthday" messages every day. It will only be wrong 0.27% of the time.
/sarcasm
@PaulaToThePeople I think I'll write something that sends "Happy Unbirthday" messages every day. It will only be wrong 0.27% of the time.
/sarcasm