@PaulaToThePeople First, happy birthday (and I'm pretty close to being a human being, so it's safe to place those congrats on that side of the page.)
Second, it was recently my birthday, and the capitalists failed to squeeze a purchase from me. This could be because, when they needlessly want a date of birth, I get terribly confused and may not always give them the actual day. I'm sorry about that. I'm sure it's a known medical condition, an involuntary nervous reaction to an excessive demand.