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Reminds me of that german study which followed 400 cats. Turns out there were like 600 households under the impression they were theirs ...
@SmudgeTheInsultCat That's a drip coffee maker, though.
I'm gonna teach a cheetah how to make espresso!
@SmudgeTheInsultCat
You named your cat Spartacus, you canโ€™t complain when it escapes.
@knwmoon Hey, wow, what a coincidence. My escaped African Serval is named Spartacus, too.
@SmudgeTheInsultCat Thatโ€™s very specific, you think people are going to stop and verify those attributes against ALL the large cats they come across?

@SmudgeTheInsultCat it's a cat. he may be able to make coffee, but that doesn't mean it will make coffee for anybody else

and definitely not on demand