Would you rather be a cowboy, a samurai, or a pirate 
cowboy
samurai
pirate
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@lety look, pirates have a proud history of including disabled and queer people in a multi-ethnic society, so the choice seems obvious.

I don't know about the queerness of Samurai but pirates are definitely ahead of cowboys, regardless of famous movie.

@lety tbh the real reason is that horses have always seemed shifty to me