I mean, he could’ve just turned water into wine, just sayin’… And doesn’t wine transubstantiate into His blood, and not vice versa? There’s also a chance that I might be taking all this way too seriously.

Honestly it all depends on how you view his superpowers.

The only time he ever turns water into wine was when he annoying mother kept bothering him about a lack of wine and the servants were the ones who filled the stone water jars…

Maybe the power doesnt work without the nagging of a woman or the work of slaves??

Honestly, I believe you’re taking this even more seriously than I do.
Ive had this discussion before so I’ve had time to think about it.
Spiderman vs Jesus. Who wins? GO!
The fact that Spiderman would win is the reason Jesus would win. The match would be so unfair his daddy would step in and finish it.