The Supreme Court of India just floated a tender for 100 monkey chasers to protect judges' bungalows. 🐒

But here's the real story nobody's talking about:

We removed stray dogs from our cities.
Dogs that naturally kept monkey populations in check.
For free. For centuries.

Nature had a working system.
We disrupted it.
And now we're hiring 100 humans to do what dogs did instinctively.

The ecosystem doesn't send reminders.
It sends invoices.