Melon
Saw the Mario Galaxy movie. I shed a single tear.

(more thoughts in a content warning'd reply)
Apr 2 at 10:27pmWeb
Show threadMelon3d ago
Okay so-

• THEYRE SISTERS???
• I was NOT expecting Fox to be as large of a part of the movie as he was, I thought he was going to be a quirky cameo like the Pikmin were
• Bowser Jr is ugly as fuck and sounds like shit
• I like Bowser being a low-key chillass dopeass viber except when his bitch son starts running his mouth
• Megaleg don't move like that, son
• I still think Donald Glover as Yoshi is a "what the fuck" casting, but it was as fine of a Yoshi as I think I could expect out of an Illumination Mario movie
• 🚨 YOSHI'S ISLAND AND YOSHI'S SAFARI REFERENCE 🚨
• Why the fuck was the theater so hot
• Post-credits Daisy looks pretty good, better than the first movies version of Peach for sure
• I feel like the R.O.B. bit was too much of just the Zootoopia sloth bit, but I love R.O.B. so he gets a homie pass
• Jesus fucking Christ they cooked that fucker alive
Show threadMelon3d ago
• I dropped a Buncha Crunch between my legs and couldn't find it; I stood up after the movie and it looked like I sharted
• Chills when the Comet Observatory first showed up
• God I hope this movie means we'll get some cool Star Fox merch. I NEED a die-cast Arwing figure/toy, I like my Starlink one but I want a more uhh premium-looking one.
• Wart hitting the "hewwo pwincess"
• I've decided at the age of 25, after seeing this movie, Birdo is a baddie. It's been long enough for me to get the Super Show version out of my head.
• "their bodies will go first, then their bones, till all that remains is dust" is fucking insane
• I need a Star Fox movie maybe more than I need a Zelda movie TBH
• WOOHOO GAME & WATCH
• THEY FUCKING KILLED HIM
• fuck you mean they into Yoshi with Hypnotize
• RED STAR FLYING MARIO DOING LITERALLY ANYTHING FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
• that popcorn gave me a tummy ache
• I wish Birdo had a bigger role
• wackass Galaxy movie giving Fox more screentime than Rosalina (or at least it felt that way)
• Bowser rizzing the Bee Queen? Hello??
Show threadMelon3d ago
Oh, and the part where I shed a single tear was when Mario and Peach were sitting on top of the castle and all the uhh I think that was just one luma so idk what the hell was flying, star bits? idk, that part.

I don't particularly know why though—that was kinda a lameass moment, I might just be a pussy
Show threadarisu3d ago
@melon was Mario in it??
Show threadMelon3d ago
@arisuwashere yes ma'am
Show threadarisu3d ago
@melon o7 for big m