Since US fascists rename whatever they fancy at the drop of a hΜΆaΜΆtΜΆ turd, let it be known that the holiday previously known as πΌππ€π₯ππ£ shall henceforth be known as πΉππ πΉπ¦πππͺ βπ πππππͺ in this house.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!