THIS
IS
GOOD

Blue Owl limits withdrawals from two funds after historic surge in redemption requests

https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/blue-owl-limits-withdrawals-two-funds-investors-flee-2026-04-02/

these guys are the main funders of AI data centres

@davidgerard Don't worry, it's fine, Blue Owl are selling shovels in a gold rush!

Sure, they've got huge warehouses of shovels they're going to have to pay for and have comitted to building more shovel storage lots, and sure the people buying shovels are running out of money, and their investors are trying to get out of shovels and gold because wealthy people are noticing there may not be much gold there after all... But... Hang on, Chat GPT will come up with a reason why this is all good and normal eventually and they can base a statement on that.