I'd trust it more the AI.

"Goldfish drives own car thanks to Dutch computer engineer’s record-breaking invention"

https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2026/3/goldfish-drives-own-car-thanks-to-dutch-computer-engineers-record-breaking-invention

Goldfish drives own car thanks to Dutch computer engineer’s record-breaking invention

Thomas de Wolf, a computer engineer from the Netherlands, made a unique car that can be driven by a goldfish.

Guinness World Records
@grumpygamer is the goldfish also Dutch
@chad I didn't check the fish's immigration status.
@grumpygamer @chad duh... it's orange! Isn't it obvious?
@grumpygamer goldfish powered agentic AI?
@grumpygamer Now I know who was driving the wrong direction that day.
@grumpygamer does it try to move the tank in some direction, or not... Like the mice who learnt how to drive
@grumpygamer are you thinking about the black neon tetra credit card incident?