I have re-installed a couple dating apps… I know, I know… don't judge me. I'M BORED. Like I'm gonna be swiping 99.9% left, but at this point even that feels like a positive social interaction with a man. Whatever. I'll probably get sick of them in a week or so… BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

The point is, I'm super tickled with myself for the prompt-response I wrote…

"Dating me is like…" Having the sassiest, sexiest sidekick in town! Neither Liza Minnelli, nor Jo March, but a horrendous, hysterical hybrid. Serves dual-purpose as a pocket dictionary. "Doesn't shed." -A Vote of Recommendation I Have Received

(I had just the first sentence written from the last time I inflicted this app upon myself. The rest I added fresh.)

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