Just before 3am yesterday, we had to evacuate at an apartment, possibly because someone pulled the alarm as a “joke.” There was no fire so we all had to wake up at an ungodly hour for no reason.

Yesterday my wife’s friend, a fellow immigrant already traumatized by an increasingly kafkaesque immigration system, was enraged because she believed a 4/1 article by a real news site about TSA requiring transparent luggage soon.

C’mon, false alarms and fake news stories is so basic.