Mastodawn

Rarely seen, but they have arrived.
[DEFCON set based on which kids are on WiFi]

@revk What's the order? Is DEFCON 1 for the teenager prone to browsing conspiracy theory forums?

@revk How does which kids are on WiFi affect DEFCON readiness?

@moof that was much debated when I first set it up

@revk @moof Is it number of kids, or have you weighted them?

@tripplehelix @moof they each have a level, and lowest level applies.

@revk
Well we're all thinking it, I might as well be the one to post.

@revk it bothers me, far too unreasonably, that this is not a Bikini Status notice.