Artemis II Astronauts Have ‘Two Microsoft Outlooks’ and Neither Work
Artemis II Astronauts Have ‘Two Microsoft Outlooks’ and Neither Work
Nice April 1st. I mean that’d be almost as ridiculous as running nuclear subs on Windows, right? Long EOL’d versions at that, eh?
rustles papers
Oh.
popularmechanics.com/…/britains-doomsday-subs-run…
(Though, of course, that’s alledgedly simplifying a lot to make it more click-bait-y: …org.uk/no-trident-doesnt-run-windows-xp/ )
gives a private US corporation the power to cripple their subs.
You, umm, probably shouldn’t look up who maintains the trident missiles those subs carry…
using a Windows base with a “Custom Support Agreement” still gives a private US corporation the power to cripple their subs.
No, it doesn’t.
How is Microsoft going to affect the software installed on a nuclear submarine?
It only gives Microsoft the power to choose to not add new features, the software wouldn’t be on the sub if it required any kind of outside support… the entire point of a nuclear submarine is to perform a second strike after everyone (including Microsoft) is destroyed in a nuclear apocalypse.
Having software that’s dependent on anything that isn’t on the boat would completely defeat that purpose.
“please provide fingerprint to verify”
Looks at glove
“Fuck”
Ha! They used to run Unix.
Or …so I hear.
Most defense systems use some flavor of Unix/Linux.
Windows is used by the HR person on board to do office work like sending e-mails and updating spreadsheets.