Trying to find a restaurant's opening hours online, the first search result is an AI-generated article claiming that that restaurant has closed, complete with an involved elegy on the crisis of the neighborhood, quotes from the owners (all made up, including their names), and reflections on the hard times for gastronomy in New Orleans in general. As source, the slop article links a newspaper article that actually exists but is about the OPENING of said restaurant, not its closing. #Ugh