Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈3d ago

The creature lived long enough to see Humanity destroy itself with grift and lies...

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/02/worlds-oldest-tortoise-crypto-death-scam

#Tortoise #Grifters #CryptoHustle

World’s oldest tortoise caught in viral crypto death scam

Fake X account posing as his vet sparked global false reports of Jonathan’s death while soliciting crypto donations

The Guardian
Show threadLazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈

"We have to stay on Twitter to be close to the News....the news!"

Staying in the nazi bar and reporting the nazi lies as fact because you're not a journalist but a gossip monger who enables all of this shit....

#Journalism #Media #Press #Twitter #BBC #DailyMail #USAToday

Apr 2 at 2:32pmWeb
Show threadRory3d ago
@Lazarou Yeah, you’ll stay close to news on Twitter - The fake news that is...