SchneewittchenWhen I read on the recipe “325 GRAMS of milk” I already know I’m gonna fuck up but it’s too late to back out
I failed😞
Paul - Antifa. LGBTQ+ safe.@ichbindabomb You did your best. I'm replacement proud of you.
@paulk 😭😭😭I killed the yeast
The Witch of Crow Briar@ichbindabomb @paulk it was very evil yeast that would have kept growing forever and taken over the world, thank you for saving us 🥹❤️ Also wtf kind of measurement for a liquid is grams??! 😱
@paulk @crowbriarhexe 😂😂😂fucking American recipes
@ichbindabomb Americans will do anything to avoid proper metric. #fact
@crowbriarhexe @paulk you guys! I think I saved the bread!!
@ichbindabomb Du bist da bomb! (But we knew that) 🎉 🥳
@ichbindabomb You da bread bomb! You diddit!! Congratulationary expressions directed at you!
@crowbriarhexe @paulk 😭😭😭thank you I can’t believe it and it tastes good too
@ichbindabomb Awesome!
Happy munching. Enjoy.
@ichbindabomb @paulk not just a heroine but a superheroine, saving the day (and the bread)! ❤️🌟❤️
@paulk @crowbriarhexe bread for everyone!!
@paulk @ichbindabomb *praying desperately* give us this day our daily Fab… 🥰😅
@crowbriarhexe And so @ichbindabomb has her work cut out today. More fab to bake!!
@ichbindabomb @paulk omg that looks so good!! 😭😭😭
@crowbriarhexe @paulk Honestly my flabbers were gasted. Thought I messed up
@ichbindabomb @paulk “Now add exactly 117 flour molecules” *flips table, throws bowl out of window* 😅
@crowbriarhexe @paulk come ‘ere, I’ll feed you
@ichbindabomb @paulk yes please 🥰🤭💋
@ichbindabomb Oh damn! That's so sad!! <offers big hug, alas no yeasty one>
DrPeterPractice 🇨🇭 🇨🇦 🇩🇪@ichbindabomb @paulk Can't kill yeast with milk alone. Temperature matters. Too hot, perhaps?
@paulk @PeterPractice I thought it was too hot but because I don’t really drink milk I didn’t have more(just bought enough for baking) but they turned out good, soft and fluffly!!!
@ichbindabomb Keep that recipe!
@ichbindabomb @paulk So you did well! And they look really good. Smashing!
@paulk @PeterPractice thank you😭😭
Ω 🌍 Gus Posey@ichbindabomb (You tried. 🎖️)
@ichbindabomb *gets to work on a real medal because obviously that emoji one isn't doing the job*