kewwwi3d ago

dyk

https://lemmy.world/post/45070565

Show threadBazell
What exactly are the reasons?
Apr 2 at 1:41pmWeb
Show threadokwhateverdude3d ago
Apparently they think women don’t wanna fuck corpses. But I am pretty sure the people that go into that industry are probably cut from the same cloth
Show threadSoulg3d ago
If that’s actually the reason then I must be doing pretty good mentally because it would’ve taken me a while to think of that, not a “we all know because it’s obvious” tier thing
Show threadteyrnon3d ago
Shit post indeed.
Show threadflamingo_pinyata3d ago
It’s mechanically difficult for women to do it since corpses don’t have blood flow. Much more creativity needed.
Show threadRicky Rigatoni3d ago
inflate it with an air pump
Show threadTrackinDaKraken3d ago
Or, tie it off and inject it with saline. More, um, life-like that way.
Show threadtrackball_fetish3d ago

Oh hey, that reminds me of Karen Greenlee

nsfw

Show threadSpaceNoodle3d ago
Cool, can I unread that now
Show threadGork3d ago
Sorry, now you’ll inadvertently think of it every time you see a morgue.
Show threadSpaceNoodle3d ago
I had already forgotten
Show threadbluesheep3d ago

you’d have to be there I guess

I would prefer not thanks Karen

Show threadSharkWeek2d ago
That actually has fulfilled my morbid curiosity, thank you … also, there seems to be a lot of squeemish people around
Show threadokwhateverdude3d ago
They could have girldick, you dunno.
Show threadlightnsfw3d ago
Don’t they have machines for pumping fluids through veins? Seems like that would be useful in that situation…
Show threadminorkeys1d ago
Doesn’t seem like it takes much to grind on a stuffy.
Show threadAItoothbrush3d ago
Except when theyre not, get traumatized, and become an amazing lead vocalist for a world famous nü metal band…
Show threadUnderpantsWeevil3d ago
Less pay, longer hours, and the hiring manager plans to sexually harass his workforce.
Show threadKindness is Punk3d ago
Now that’s believable