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someone at a word mill churned out an 800 word article with the title – I kid you not – How to watch ‘Project Hail Mary,’ out now in theaters… 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
I’ll save you a click:
“Go to a theatre.” 💁♀️
I mean, sure, it’s probably a slop mill with varying degrees of auto-generated & endlessly-recycled slop, but still 😤