#Via Kai Ryssdal
@kairyssdal
9:13 PM · Apr 1, 2026

"There’s no announcement coming. There is no plan."

#Via conputer dipshit
@davidcrespo
9:31 PM · Apr 1, 2026

"most helpful summary:"

"Helene Cooper, Pentagon reporter:

'Trump has concluded speaking after 19 minutes. Nothing new was said tonight. This was a rehash of his Truth Social posts over the past month.' "

#Via Chris Hayes / chrislhayes
9:09 PM · Apr 1, 2026

"He sounds 106 years old."

#Via victoria scott / victoriascott
9:05 PM · Apr 1, 2026

"Holy shit he’s gotta be so close to dying. He sounds terrible lmfao"

#Via Chris Geidner
@chrisgeidner
9:19 PM · Apr 1, 2026

"This is unhinged.

Trump just listed five conflicting plans for/status updates on Iran over the past 30 seconds."

#Via Kai Ryssdal
@kairyssdal
9:21 PM · Apr 1, 2026

"What in the actual fuck was that"

#Via Kevin M. Kruse
@KevinMKruse‬
9:35 PM · Apr 1, 2026

"Is it a good sign that the White House commandeered prime time on the networks to broadcast what was essentially an unconvincing proof-of-life video?"

#Via Comfortably Numb
@numb_comfortably
9:46 PM · Apr 1, 2026

"I like it how you can see the time when Trump's speech occurred"

#Via Better Things Are Possible / internethippo
10:50 PM · Apr 1, 2026

"Congress can throw him out of office anytime they want"

@via Leslie / evolvedamnit
10:09 PM · Apr 1, 2026

"He’s just reading Stephen Miller’s warped speeches with minimal comprehension, and every now & then goes off on his own little unhinged tangents.

I’m just waiting for THE day, and I really hope it happens while he’s reading a teleprompter during prime time. 🙏🏼"