"I will make my own self-referential type in Rust", you think to yourself.

Now you̷ ̴h̸a̸v̷̨̩̪̈́ȅ̷͖̄ ̸̡̳̪͐z̷̯͛ą̸̈́̐͜ļ̷̒g̷̖̓o̵̧̩͚͚̺͔̼̭͈̳̪̝̻̰̲̎̇̊̇̂̊̍̊̿̐̍̉͆̚͝ ̸̨̬̥̘̤̐̀̈́̋́̀̐̎̇p̸̥̣̆̿͂̓̍́̆r̶̘͓͍̻̝͔̼̦̔͑́̾̓̐̆͠ͅö̴̠͂̈́̌̿̅͗͌́̓̄̃̎̆̿̚͠b̴̨̡̡̜͕̫̪̼͓̰͓̩̮̬͙̮͕̪͓͍͙͓̘̣̗͕͉͈̙̭̳̖͒̄̒͛̾̂̾͗ͅl̴̢̨̧̧̢̡̧̪̖̬̱̩̙̳̮͔̝͚͕̲̱̜̳͓̝͔̩̝̼̹͚͖͇̬͍̘͙̫̱̲͇̙̪̝͓̩͈̘̙̳̩̩̺͈̀̌̈̄͂̎͜͜ͅͅͅe̸̢̨̨̲̳̬͖͖̩̪͕͙̹̖͕̦̱̹̦̪̘̬̲̠͌̍̀̿͐̿͗̆̓̀͛̿̑̎̅͗̅͗̍̀̓̃͌̀̊̆̿́̋̈́̊̍̌̀̑͂͗͋̌̚͘͜͠͝ͅm̸̡̛̛̛̤̼̯̬͉̠͔͆̑̿̄̊̓̈́͊͑̅̽̾̽͑̂͑̑͆̍͌̂͋͌̆̉͌̉̑̓̊̅̓̐̅̽͂͒̓̍̿̽̒͌͆̓̈́͆̚͘͘͝͠͝͠͝͠s̵̡̨̢̢̢̢̛̺̺̻͕̰͓͇̖͔̤̫̜̠̙͕̻̭͎̟͈̘͈̯̥̱̤͕̙̪̝͓̥͖͙̯̮͉̟̞͑̌̒̐̀̾̈́͆̃̈́̿͊̈́͊̎̅̓̏̅̒̕͘͜͠͠͝

Me: forges 'static lifetime
Miri (in stacked borrows mode): what do you think this is? some kind of yoke???
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