Rockabye (2026)

I started watching this today, I thought it was an April Fool's joke.

Terrible dialogue. Wooden acting. A camera that moves in no logical fashion -- moving the camera for movement sake is not cinematic. How scenes were blocked was insufferably bad.

This movie is special. I can sit through bad movies, but there are some movies that transcend bad and enter into torture territory. Rockabye is truly torturous and I could not finish it.

Rated 1 out of 10.

Streamed on Tubi.

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@mookie

If you like fantasy(or hate it), I must see your review of “Hawk the Slayer.”

Seems to be on Tubi.